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noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

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greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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enemaroberts:

following someone then realizing they annoying af

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I think we know who is really running this country

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damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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togepathetic:

special skills: I can type the lyrics of a song at the same time in which they are sung

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sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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